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General Rules operates and owns this public-facing website, delivering content and newsletters via email and making similar content accessible to users of mobile including Android Apps and iOS. Using our associated services and products in our site is subject to terms, conditions and disclaimers which have been set forth as follows, as well as to all our applicable regulations and laws;

Online Privacy Policy

We reserve the right to terminating access to our site for any reason and taking any action in what we refer to as sole discretion, towards the interest of the company, customers, and users. reserves the right of modifying these conditions of access, terms, and disclaimers without notice.

By accessing our site, you at this moment come to terms with our agreement.

Access to Site

Your access to our site is free of charge, although our Private Key newsletter may only be available to our paying customers. You may not derive for any commercial purposes any data or develop it in another form which incorporates the substantial part of our site neither exchange with any electronic network unless you obtain prior written permission from us.

Intellectual Property

All the content in our site; texts, images, are all protected by copyright law and United States trademark as well as any other applicable law and are our property except where otherwise stated.

User Submission Policy

Our site allows users to submit, upload, or post content to the editor, or other information and data. By providing, creating, or uploading User Submissions on our website;

  • You warrant, represent and affirm that you possess and own the right of utilizing, licensing and sublicensing the User Submissions.
  • You grant to us and any authorized personnel a worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive, paid-up, an irrevocable, perpetual license which includes the right to sublicense, copy, use, reproduce partially without any restrictions to you
  • You acknowledge that cannot prevent and is not responsible for the publication of your User Submissions by third parties who may have copied your work over the time it was displayed on our site
  • Non-endorsement and content

    Statements and other opinions expressed by our users and other third parties are theirs alone, not our own.

    Acceptable Use Policy

    You are entirely responsible for all your omissions and acts, and you shall not harm or threaten the general public, or impersonate any person or entity, neither claim that we are responsible for the statements you make.

    Removal of Materials is entitled at our option, but we are not necessarily obliged to:

  • Making an active User Review Contributions on all our services
  • Removing any content by you or any other user if at all in our opinions, the contributions do not comply with our terms
  • In our sole discretion at any time, we reserve the right to do the following with or without prior notice and without liability;
  • To not post any services on our User Contribution
  • To disable, suspend or remove access to the User contributions
  • Revoking registration and right to use or access our services
  • Use operational, technological, legal or other means available to enforce these terms which include deactivating your registration or blocking specific IP addresses
  • If you are a rights-owner or an agent activating for one, and firmly believe that you are being infringed by the content in our services, and wish that we remove, disable or suspend it, kindly notify us through via email with the subject ‘Removal Request’. Use the general email provided in our Contact Us page of the site where the information appears.

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