Motorist rings council to ask if car park is haunted

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Another member of the public rang his local authority to ask if he could roll up a zebra crossing, according to a survey of the most bizarre requests received by town halls.

Other queries that had officials scratching their heads included someone who wanted to know if they could register the death of a person who was still alive, and a request to be told the plot of She Stoops to Conquer, an 18th century play.

Some callers retained a touching faith in the wisdom of their councils, more used to handling requests about parking and recycling, by ringing them for advice even while abroad.

An East Dorset resident rang the town hall’s tourist information centre while in Cologne, Germany, to find out why his bus hadn’t arrived.

The same office received a call from a resident temporarily in South Korea, who wanted a Christmas turkey ordered from the local butcher.

Meanwhile a German man turned up at a council premises in Northumberland demanding to be given political asylum, and police had to be called when he refused to accept that all Europeans are free to enter Britain.

A caller to Surrey council complained that the phone number they had been given for their library was out of order – only to be told that “0900 1800” were in fact its opening hours.

A tourist asked what time of day the dolphins in Cardigan Bay could be seen, while a Sutton resident wanted to know where to find “an old bath that I could fill with custard”.

Baroness Eaton, chairman of the Local Government Association, the umbrella group representing councils in England and Wales which compiled the survey, said: “These examples show just how broad a range of issues council staff deal with each day. Councils literally have to be ready for anything from the mundane to the mind-boggling.

“Councils try to help callers with support and advice as much as they possibly can. While the vast majority of calls fall within the bounds of councils’ usual responsibilities, there are occasions when call handlers are left baffled.

“The fact that councils are so often the first port of call for residents who are seeking a solution to their problems shows just how central a role councils play in the lives of their communities. While councils offer more than 800 local services, some requests really are beyond them.”

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